It happens that boredom in family relationships pushes a woman to a vicious, but invigorating and inspiring betrayal of her husband. At the same time, she does not want to lose a long-established family. Therefore, the fact of treason itself must be carefully hidden from the spouse.
Instructions
Step 1
Carefully assess your behavior in the present and prior to cheating. If you see a difference, which usually manifests itself in a happy glint of the eyes, a particularly elaborate set of clothes when leaving the house, makeup unusual for you or a special flying gait of a woman who is carried away by someone, urgently extinguish the glitter, dress as usual (but with some sexy chic, visible only to a lover), apply makeup already at work or in the car, moderate the flight in a gait. After all, all these signs can be noticed by the spouse and, with some analytical abilities, he may well draw the correct conclusions from your sudden external transformation.
Step 2
Do not bring any gifts from your beloved to the house categorically. And if there is no way to refuse, then time the receipt of a small but expensive ring, pendant or bracelet for your birthday, the celebration of March 8 or other significant holiday, in which such a present can be presented as a gift from colleagues in the service.
Step 3
To divert your eyes, you can actually enroll in a studio or circle to teach bouquets or the art of ikebana. This is so that one day (or many times - as necessary), having returned home from bouquets of divinely beautiful flowers, you could calmly explain to your spouse that this flower splendor is part of a practical lesson in the studio.
Step 4
Do not allow any SMS messages to your phone from your beloved during the hours when you can be at home. If you need to contact, come up with some kind of code (for example, postponing the beginning of practical classes in the studio may mean changing the date of the meeting).
Step 5
Be sure to mark the name of your beloved in the phone's notebook as something everyday and insignificant (for example, an electrician of the seventh section or a call to the house of a master of dry cleaning of carpets) or the name of a supposedly newly appeared girlfriend or old school friend.
Step 6
Always choose a plausible excuse for leaving home. It can be a trip with the same school friend to an exhibition of macrame weaving art in the Vologda province at the end of the 19th century, or those same classes in a circle for drawing up flower bouquets, or a literary evening of bards of the 70-80s of the last century. That is, come up with those places to visit that are certainly not interesting to your husband. For greater confidence, you can invite him to some real-life seminar on teaching personal growth, where he cannot be dragged on the lasso. And when he refuses, with regret in his voice to announce that then you will go with that same school friend. To support the myth, bring with you programs, booklets, which, having stopped in advance before the date, you can take or buy from the organizers of the actual event.
Step 7
Always and in any situation, be in touch. Even if you caught your breath, pick up the phone anyway, explaining your embarrassment by hurrying out to talk with your dear husband from the seminar hall, study room, etc. Don't make your spouse doubt your veracity.
Step 8
Do not let your beloved leave traces of your common passion on your body (these can be bluish or brown traces of strong kisses, which are popularly called aspirates, unnoticed by you in the heat of communication).
Step 9
Do not deny your spouse intimacy. Even if you are satisfied with your lover. You don't want him to suspect something was wrong! Just do not overplay in bed, otherwise the dear half may have strange thoughts about why his sweet wife is suddenly unnaturally passionate and tender.
Step 10
Suppress the guilt complex in yourself, otherwise, sooner or later, he will prevail over your mind and splash out on the head of your dear husband the whole truth about your innocent prank on the side.
Step 11
Never bring your lover home. Even if the husband called from far abroad a quarter of an hour ago, this does not mean that random people who saw you together will not turn out to be the very well-wishers who can inform the spouse about the visit of a strange guest in his absence. Another option - they may ask for money for their silence.
Step 12
Do not visit public places with your beloved where mutual family friends or acquaintances can see you. It is better to choose a place of a different rank or completely refuse to communicate in public.
Step 13
You should not carry barrier contraception in your purse or belongings that you and your husband do not use. Buy such funds at the pharmacy just before the date, and the remaining after communicating with your lover - throw them into the nearest trash can without regret, because you do not need an explanation with your spouse who discovered such a surprise.
